two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.

1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.

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