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You pet the animals, they pet you back.
If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.
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an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back
hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?
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you pet the animals, they pet you back!
ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh
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You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.
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You pet the animals they pet you back
I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo
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A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!
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