twonkface policeman

1.a scottish policewoman who acts like a twonk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👮 ♀️
2. a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*

1. you absolute twonkface policeman
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!