twud

n. Male ejaculate that has dried and bonded two objects together by accident.

Without my twud, I would never have had the idea for the bong-knife.

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twud

'Twud' is a mixture between a twat and a turd. In simple terms this means a vagina with some shit on it.

'Your girlfriend is so dirty, she's such a twud'

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TWUD

An acronym meaning "Time Wasted on Useless Detail". Commonly used in reference to men in gyms applying "bro science".

Just get your daily recommended protein. Making sure sure you get it right after you workout is TWUD.

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