Tyler Middleton

A thiccc annoying, starbucks loving bitch who has to much time, crocs and money.

A type of moron who never shuts the hell up about how mosquitos are the only beings who thinks he’s a SNACK. A man once walked into a local starbucks and said to the barista " hey can I get a venti tyler middleton?" And she said "GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Common words. Me, That’s Me, I’m Quaking, I’m Shooketh. Common Sentences . Oh My Lanta, I may be anorexic but do I put down the shovel?