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Dick Typing

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".

Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.

by p1st0r August 10, 2010

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dick typing

When you have a boner (also called boner typing), you type with your dick on the keyboard.

IM Buddy with Boner: hrt i, dkc typjng

IM Buddy: WTF???

IM Buddy with Boner (now using hands): I was dick typing. look it up on Urban Dictionary

by twinet November 7, 2009

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type dick

A phrase popularized by Elliot Cadeau's brother formally known as saucekill. Type dick is to agree with your peers. A response to something relatable.

"Yo bra yo fit fye."
"Type dick"

by Biggiest T December 12, 2024