U of U

The University of Utah, Utah's oldest and largest public university, located in Salt Lake City.

Has a rivalry with the LDS-funded Brigham Young University. Both schools are more than decent, except the U of U is less expensive and welcomes non-Mormon students.

This is where Utah students go when they want to actually have fun in college.

No strict dress code, no morning prayer, no creationism in our science textbooks. These are some of the benefits of choosing the U of U over BYU.

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u is u

Much stronger than no u. Whenever this is said to you, you need to rethink your life.

1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: u is u
2: *locks himself in a dark room and starts crying; suddenly his will of living disappears*

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No U^No U

A comeback so powerful that there are five possible outcomes.
1. Nothing happens because there was no insult in the first place
2.The opponent dies because the insult was miniscule
3 You die because the insult was moderate
4. You summon armies if the dead because the burn was kinda bad.
5. God comes to intervene because the original burn was really bad
???6 A never documented result only heard in legends you become ultra instict shaggy

You stuck
NO U^NO U
HE DIES

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u is u

When a boi says "ur mum gay" you'll say "no u" and he will say "u is u" maybe one of the worst threats that comes from a human being

Billy: ur mum gay
Joshua: no u
Billy: u is u
Joshua: *speechless and fucking dies*

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u do u

A clean way to say, " go fuck yourself"!

"I hate you!"
"Yeah! Well u do u!

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U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

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u thought u ate

nah bro you really thought you ate that up

you really thought you did something with the hair flick

u thought u ate nigga

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