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Abbreviation for "Unidentified Flying Object". The USAF defines a UFO as: Anything that relates to any airborne object which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features does not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be identified as a familiar object. (USAF Regulation 200-2)
The Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) is the world's largest civilian UFO scientific reseach organization.
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Unidentified Flying Object. Has evolved from a simple military classification to a word synonomous with aliens, Roswell, conspiracy theories, and general paranormal nuts.
It's a UFO! Oh, wait, it's an airplane. Or a pie plate. Or a crazy person.
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The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identified floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifices. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51”.
"Hey Mitch, I totally UFO 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my UFO in her. "
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Unnecessary Financial Offering
We are going to put government bonds on the blockchain and launch a UFO to sell tokens.
Unequivocally Fucked Over. Being so incredibly screwed that nothing will even compare to how screwed you are.
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UFO is an abbreviation for Ugly Fucking Oriental.
That UFO just ran a red light and then drove into a wall!
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