U.P.I.

A spinoff of the term "A.I." or Artificial Intelligence, a "U.P.I." or User-Provisioned Intelligence" is any user-configured, programmatic entity with the capacity to perform tasks like its specific user would. This might include any of the visual, linguistic, behavioral, or decision-making operations an A.I. would perform, but done in a way characteristically identical to the manner of the user being emulated.

A U.P.I. might be a robot you teach to wash and fold your laundry exactly the way you like it, or a piece of software you train to respond to your emails.

Jennifer's intelligent doorbell was equipped with U.P.I., so as I pressed its sleek, glowing button, it quipped back at me in an all too Jenny-like sardonic tone, "Wait.”

U.P.I.

Unidentified Party Injury also known as a U.P.I. Related to a S.R.I. Or Sports Related Injury.

Jsam: hey Shan, where’d you get these bruises from?
Shannon: Last Saturday I went to this rager at a frat house. it was totally reckless, I ended up with like 30 U.P.I.’s.

U.P.I

Unidentifiable Party Injury

Upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two bumbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin

Partygoer#1: Wow!! What the hell happened last? I am riddled with U.P.I

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u.p.i?

Literally: U packin it?
to ask someone to pack paraphenalia with marijuana

yo you got weed? u.p.i?

Person A: yo u.p.i?
Person B: yo u.p.i
Person A: nah i only got a bowlsworth upi