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The only country where aliens like to go.
John:I have heard aliens are coming on earth.
Daniel: let's go to USA .THEY ONLY GO THERE!
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The only country keeping penguins from coquering the Earth
If it weren't for the USA, penguins would have destroyed humans long ago.
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Up-Skirt Action.
The delightful moment when a young lady shows off her knickers and/or poonani due to the happy union of high wind and flowing skirt.
Can also be attributed to short skirtism, especially when skirt wearer is sat on steps, usually eating sushi while reading an emo novel waiting for her next lecture to start.
See also DBA (Down-Blowse Action).
"OMG, the wind just picked up while I was walking down the street, minding my own, and this lovely pre-nugget's dress blew up in the air, and I got an eye-full of whaletail."
"USA, USA, USA, USA" (chanted by a bunch of blokes having just witnessed a wind-assisted skirt hike)
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that land mass between canada and mexico
go look at a map the USA is hard to miss its pretty damn big like alot of its people
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A country which people base their views off of based on a few dumbasses. We have both bad and good, just like any other place in the world. People feel the need to bash on us because they met one American who was an asshole or they base us all of George Bush.
We have a lot of people. Don't stereotype us all into one group.
Person A: Hey, what's it like in USA?
Person B: Well, we have our fair share of dumbasses, but we also have many very intelligent people too. There are some rednecks, but not all of us are.
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1.) A country of immigrants. Though some of the citizens like to forget that.
2.) The proverbial punching bag for the rest of the world. Other countries like to use anecdotal evidence of fifteen year olds and random old hicks on the street as evidence that we're all a bunch of fat, ignorant cows.
3.) Admittedly, some of the worst choices in elected representatives (i.e. GWB) with a slight fetishism for religion unseen in the rest of the western world.
1.) "Man, we need to get all these fuckin' immigrants out of our country."
"Yeah, my forefathers didn't travel miles here, so a bunch of immigrants could overrun the USA"
2.) "Americans are so dumb. Look at them running around with their obesity problem without using the metric system. I met this thirteen year old American once and she didn't even understand the complexities of the situation in Libya!! Obviously we are the intellectually superior nation"
3.)"They misunderestimated me." - George W. Bush
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Stands for United States of America. Was initially a colonial territory of Great Britain before declaring independance in 1776. Initially founded on the principle that a central government should only exist to provide security to its people and its borders without intruding on personal freedom and civil liberties. Government was to be focused more on the individual states' powers rather than that of federal ones. Certain recent events probably have the Founding Fathers turning over in their graves, as the great nation they created slowly degenerates into a Police State; something they feared greatly and took great measures to write the Constitution to prevent it. Unfortunately, when the majority of the citizens, and the government, ignore the Constitution, it doesn't help much.
While America certainly is full of ignorant and/or rude assholes, there are still plenty of honest, good, independant thinkers. Of course, many of us are planning to leave the country. To all those that bash Americans, please remember that not all of us are awful and many of us think the same way you do - have gripes with our government, but not solely with us.
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