uber fuck

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to fuck each other, cum and clean up before the Uber/Lyft calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I am about to order a ride to dinner; you down for an Uber Fuck?!

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Uber fucking

1) Using the taxi-like service Uber, accentuated by the adjective form of 'fucking'.

2) Using the taxi-like service Uber, in conjunction with sexual acts, more commonly known as 'fucking'.

3) However Madeintyo wanted the phrase to mean in his popular song "Uber Everywhere"... Most likely one of the other definitions (reference 1 and 2 above)...

Skirt skirt...

1) "Uber everywhere, uber fucking everywhere".

2) Yo bro, had some intense Uber fucking the other night!

3) Yeah I Uber fucking everywhere, ain't nobody got time for a DUI!

G5 uber fuck

What you do when you make your girlfriend cum more than 5 times in one fucking.

Man, I'm going to G5 uber fuck my girlfriend tonight! That bitch is going to cum so many times she'll need a bucket.

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