Uggo hag face

What the average teliophile man is attracted to. Overdone make-up, pepe lips, thick eyebrows, noticeably wrinkled face, etc.

To sum it up, not cute at all.

Woman: Would you rather have a ps5 or have me? ;)

Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢

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Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)

Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.

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