ugly sunday

If you wake up on Sunday morning and know you have nothing to do, you will spend the entire day in your pyjama and won't take a shower or even brush your teeth because no one will see you.

Me: "You know Brian, this cool guy, who is always so good-looking?"

Friend: "Sure."

Me: "I thought I'd surprise him and take him out to dinner yesterday evening, but when I saw him, I was shocked. It looked like he had an ugly sunday."

Friend: "Omgzz!"

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