bitch umbrella

someone who is a jerk, and needs to get a life. someone who is umbelieveably mean.

John- man your a bitch umbrella!!!!!!

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umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth

I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch