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a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan
there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today
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Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.
We're in some real pretty Umpa-Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!
What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa-Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!
Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa-Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?
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They're orange (Like most women Thanks to the wonderment of a "fake and bake") With green hair. (Also Common amoung women because of the reaction with bleached hair and swimming pool chemicals.) Did I mention theyre midgets that make chocolate.? They were also believed to be the first 'Preps'
Guy1:"DUDE I JUST WATCHED WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.!"
Guy2:"Really.? How did you like it.?"
Guy1:"It was good but it really got me thinking...I need a Umpa-Lumpa.!"
Guy2:You know those arent real right.?"
Guy1:"Sure they are.."
*'Prep' Walks by.*
Guy1:"LOOK THERES ONE NOW.! GRAB THE BAG.!"
*Attacks prep.*
Prep:"OMG MY HAIR!MY FAB BLONDE HAIRRRR.!"
Guy2:"MAN THATS JUST A PREP LET HER GO.!!!"
Guy1:"Oh..."
*Guy1 lets go and prep runs away*
Guy1:"I really thought..."
Guy2:"Yea... We all do at some point."
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What girls look like in Jersey
Snooki is an Umpa-Lumpa.
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a person of frumpy and dumpy proportions and strange colour distortions. quick with the funky chicken dance and usually adorned with mighty ballon pants...likes to prance with overalls and curly socks, face that even a mother would mock....likes to work in the candy docks and has strangely brown curly locks
Pimpin little dudes who obviously eat too much chocolate on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)
Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...
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