Unalive

To render someone dead. A euphemism for kill used to avoid demonetization.

Rat: (Dangling from counter) Help help help! Mother please!
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.

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Unalive

Kill, slay, the word John wick would use if he was a retard

Someone is paying me alot of money to "UNALIVE" you.

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Unalive

Something retards say instead of killing or murdering.

"Unalive yourself?"
"Bruh what"

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Unalive

Dead

Robba:Gimme bux or i will unalive
Me:uno reverse card
Robba:AAAA

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unalive

To kill somebody, to murder

"You cant unalive people."
"Yeah? Who said?"

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unalive

Unalive is just like alive- but the opposite. It’s a term to use it when u want to say ironically that someone wants to „kill you“ (unalive you). Or if u want to kill ur friend (if he or she was a backstabber or something like that) Then u just say: IM GONNA UNALIVE THIS MOTHERF*CKER!!!

I have 23 missed calls from my mother. She is gonna unalive me send help.

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unalive

An organic being that has gone from a state of being alive to a state in between life and death. Like undead, but without having to die in the first place.

"Aren't vampires undead, like zombies?"
"No, zombies die before coming back, so they are undead. But vampires never die in the first place, therefore they are unalive"

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