Underwear

The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.

My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.

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underwear

a fart destenchilizer that protects jeans from skid marks

Bobby pooped in his underwear.

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underwear

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

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underwear

The most useless thing on the planet.

I don't know why she bothered wearing underwear, they were off in record time.

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Underwear

Your undergarments, or for people who don't know what undergarments are the clothes under your shirt, pants, or dress

I forgot to wear underwear today Larry!

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underwear

undergarments some people wear under their outer clothing, consisting of bra and panties for women or shorts and T-shirts for men, excess clothing you dont need because no-one ever sees it

In the summer,the girls wear skirts with no underwear.
Girl, do you wear any underwear, I don't see any panti lines.

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Underwear

The word underwear is commonly known as the undergarment worn for both men and women down below beneath clothes. This more modern definition means "to understand." This common noun has now become an adjective in the world of "slang" to describe comprehension.

"I do not underwear what's going on." - This sentence simply is translated to "I do not understand what's going on."

Variations of the word "underwear" exists to better express various degrees of understanding. For example, if one barely understands a situation, they may say "I rubber-band underwear" showing that they literally - BARELY underwear whereas someone who understands partially may say "I thong underwear."

Variations are left for the user to experiment with.

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