Univirgin

One who has never been to Universal studios theme park.

Dude 1: "oh my god! a Jurassic park ride!"

Dude 2: "Dude, you must be a Univirgin."

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univirginity

A special place where people go study after school. All aplicants must be virgins and your end year score is determined by how many virgins you break. Girls score extra points for not breaking their own virgins.

Sam: Geese man, good thing i didnt i didnt sleep with Hanna last night.
Pete: Ye then your place in Univirginity wouldve been gone.
Sam: Dude im gonna break so many virgins next year.

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