Unicorn Men

Unicorn Men YEW-ni-CORN MEH-n

-noun
1. A kind of man that, because of his conditions, cannot do certain things, but can do certain others.
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I: They flip their hair often, because they were unicorns in their past lives. Unicorns prefer to have their glorious horns clean and shined, so they do not like hair on it.
II: They enjoy tackling each other, especially in front of females, because that was how unicorn males used to attract their mates.

III: The Unicorn Men cannot PWN, which is derived from the word OWN. This is because PWNing requires a strong spirit. Though Unicorn Men appear strong for their female interests, they are truly very gentle and slightly wimpy.

IV: Surprisingly, Unicorn Men actually can attract females very easily. Scientists have been struggling for years with how this is done.

V: Unicorn Men are always not the brightest. Humans are the most evolved, because it was a long way to come from apes, but Unicorn Men somehow evolved into human form from unicorns. So, they are not the brightest, because though unicorns were pearly white and beautiful, they were also very stupid.

Charles- Dang, those Unicorn Men are ugly and stupid.
Meg- Not to mention ANNOYING.

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