unisex shoes

Male shoes that in contact with the floor produce a high frequency sound typically associated with female high-hill shoes. Also called female-shoes-worn-by-a-male.
When used at work (especially in IT crowds), the unisex shoes can induce between office mates the stiff neck sensation due to frequent head turnings in the hope of a female presence.

Jack, turning his head: Check this hot babe passing by in 5,4,3...damn it, I've told Richard not to wear those unisex shoes! False alarm, guys!

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