Uon

Similar to how the slang word "ion" is used but Uon instead means "you don't."

Uon have to buy Taco Bell if it'll make you poop.

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youon/uon

2nd person of 'ion'. A shorter, slang way of saying 'You don't'.

Person 1: "Can I go to sleep? I'm really tired, and-"
Person 2: "Yoooo I'm your friend, youon/uon gotta ask. Ion know who fucked you up, but, like, you really dont have to ask."

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UON

This stands for “Undies Only Night” this refers to instances in which, due to temperature or mood, it feels right to only wear one’s undergarments during slumber.

“Oh man *strips to undies* it’s an UON fam.”
“Dawg last night was an UON ya feel?”
“UONs are a sacred practice that can, should, will, and are protected by one’s soul.”

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