When a bottom doesn't admit that they're a bottom and loves someone and instead insists that they are a top and loves them.
Gf: I'm not down bad, I'm up bad, meaning I'm a top.
Bf: Ok bottom
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What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.
John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.
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When someone adds a word or phrase that they think is funny, cool, and/or creative to Urban Dictionary, but end up getting humiliated when their term has more thumbs-downs than thumbs-ups.
Person 1: Yo broham, are you guna put that word on urban dictionary or not? Person 2: I would, but I'm too scared to get a bad up to down ratio.
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when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u
me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad