up the nuts

To be straight up or have the courage to tell some one something to their face

"Yeah she told him he was an idiot with no sense of fashion"

"She must be up the nuts" or "shes up the nuts"

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Up-nuts

A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.

Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts."
Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."

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up-nuts

when your nuts are located just above the penis......(up-nuts)

usual found in public urinals.

Man 1 "dude have u noticed your balls are just above your penis"

Man 2 "don't fucking laugh dude, i've got up-nuts!!!"

Man 1 "Hahahahaha....powned"

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Driving me up my nuts

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."

Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.

Follow-up Nut

After a guy blows his load; either solo or in the company of a tight pussy, and then blows another in succession.

The nut is only considered a follow-up nut, if two key pieces of criteria are met:

1.) The nut must be blown in the same session as the previous.

2.) The refractory period must not exceed 10 minutes in length, before the successive nut is ejaculated: “t > 10 = FUN”.

Should all criteria not be met (i.e. the refractory period exceeds 10 minutes in length; or the successive nut is blown in a future session, the nut is not to be considered a follow-up nut but instead falls into the classification of “The law of iterative nut busting”).

Dude, last night I blew a fat load in my wifes pussy and the pussy was so good that she squeezed out a follow-up nut which completely drained my sack!

After last night, I have been shooting blanks.

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up to your nuts in guts

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.

I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.

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up to my nuts in guts

fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can

Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!

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