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Break up sex is when a couple, which as already agreed to break up, has one last go around.
John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
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pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.
We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.
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When a girl ties you up during sex. Kinky, and a huge turn-on.
She stood on a chair as she used a silk scarf to tie my wrists to the horizontal rod hanging down from the ceiling. I was tied while standing up and completely naked. She was wearing a black tank top and panties, and her breasts were protruding right in front of my face as she tied me up.
Once she had finished tying me up, she got down from the chair and moved it out the way. She removed her panties and walked right up to me, pressing her breasts against my chest through her tank top and allowing my erect cock to graze her smooth thighs. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but her scarf prevented my tied up hands from moving.
She jumped up to grab the rod with her own hands, and suspended herself before lowering her vagina onto my cock. She wrapped her legs around me after she trapped my cock inside of her. Using the ceiling rod as leverage, she rode herself up and down my cock, causing me to gasp in pleasure. She continued to ride me in this manner for a few minutes.
Finally, she squeezed my lower back with her legs and clamped down on my cock with all the strength that her vaginal muscles could muster. I cried out in pleasure as the pressure exploded through my balls and cock and I came with extreme force inside of her. It was the best tied up sex ever.
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After a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with sexual relations.
The best sex there is!
1) You whore....wanna have make up sex?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up sex last night.it was da bomb
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Sexual intercourse engaged in to make up for having missed opportunities for sex. The missed sex could be due to your partner traveling, or being too busy, or having a fight. This is different than make-up sex. With make-up sex there is one sex act which accomplishes the goal. With catch-up sex you have to compensate for all the sex you missed having.
Wife: That was really good sex.
Husband: Yes, but we'll need to do it again in 2 hours.
Wife: Why on earth?
Husband. We were mad at each other for a week. We would have had sex 5 times in that week. We have four more to go.
Wife: Oh yeah, catch-up sex.
Joe: Hey want to go to the driving range tomorrow?
John: No, I can't. I have to stay home with my wife all weekend.
Joe: Honey-do list?
John: Sort of. I was out of town for two weeks straight, tomorrow is dedicated to catch-up sex. I have to honey-do her a lot.
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The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"
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A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced
Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess
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