upside down warlord

A common sexual position, popularized by citizens of Belarus. it involves taking your partner’s glibbles and hanging her upside down, and then you rub your pashtuck on her Dolores.

You must be 25 years or older to perform this in most 1st world countries.

I did the upside down warlord when I was 24 and I was arrested! I should’ve waited another year.