upsie rubsie oopsie

When a sexy bitch rubs her thicc ass up and down your face and farts.

Horny Guy: Ohhhhh yeahhh, rub it up and down my face!
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie