ur mama

used in a joke, or in a "burn"

your mama is so fat, when she steps on the weight scale it says

"one at a time please"

another example:

"so what did you do last night ?"

"YOUR MOM"

OHHH BURNNNN!

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ur mama

The person I fucked yesterday.

-Ah, Harder, Harder! your mom said.

Your mama: The person I fucked really hard yesterday.

Ur mamas a llama

Burn of the century

Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!

ur mama a llama

Worst insult in mankind. Can literally wipe out a whole species.

T-Rex: ur mom gay
Triceratops: ur mama a llama
*Meteor hits Earth and all the dinosaurs fucking die*

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Ur mama in a trauma

Worse than Your mom gay

Ur mama in a trauma It is a worse version of your mom gay
Billy: loser
John: ur mom gay
Billy: ur dad lesbian

John: don’t make me
Billy: I dare you.
John:YO MAMA IN A TRAUMA
Billy aged backwards, created a black hole, caught on fire, then dies. His body creates an even bigger black hole, and kills everyone but John, who is to savage for death.
Rest in piss billy

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ur mama a papa

An insult that beats every one of the insults that exist on earth. Saying this to someone will make them depressed, and might end his life instantly, has a 99% chance to destroy the universe.

Felix-Ur mom gay
Orka-Ur dad lesbian
Felix-ur grandpap trap
Orka-ur granny tranny
Felix-ur brother a mother
Orka-ur sister a mister
Felix- no u
Orka-Ur mama a papa
Felix dies by being impaled by a KitKat bar, and the 1% didn't allow the universe to be destroyed

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