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The most underrated planet in the solar system. It has diamond rain, extremely fast winds and an interesting axis tilt. What more could you ask for! Then the poor planet gets laughed at just because it's name sounds like the Latin word for ass.
Me: Uranus is so cool I mean it rains diamonds!
Some kid: HAHAHAHA YOUR ANUS
Uranus: (sad ice giant noises)
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A planet named by a very innocent man,
the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes
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The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.
5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
I could go on all day ...
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1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed
1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus
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The 7th planet from the sun in our solar system.noted for its interesting axis of orbit and it rings.
Also elicits laighter due to it being pronounced as your anus.
Uranus is my favorite planet because it moves in such an interesting way.
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A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!
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1) Uranus, a planet in the Solar System that is used in many jokes involving the Bum-hole of humans.
2) the word used in many retarded bum-hole-related jokes.
1) Uranus sure is far away from the sun!
2) I see Uranus! And not the planet Uranus!
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