Urban Beats

Beats fron a urban area like Hip-hop and rap

White kid: "Can you turn down them Urban Beats?"
Black chick: "Nu-uh boy! you better not be givin me lip!"

Urban Beat off

Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.

Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.

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