urban clearance sale

When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.

Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.

Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.