Urban Deer

An urban deer is a person or individual daring to cross the city street outside of the crosswalk.
This "deer" is often seen running across ghetto streets dodging cars like bullets.
The individual acts without thought or care for their own life, assuming cars will stop for them... sometimes, theyre wrong.

Last night I had to jamb on my brakes as an urban deer sprinted across the street in front of me. Luckily he smiled, otherwise I wouldnt have seen him coming.

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Urban Deer Hunting

An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers

Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!

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