urologist

A plumber for male humans.

Jim's wife became concerned by his frequent urination and weak ejaculation, so she made him see a urologist who, after aggressively fondling his family jewels and finger blasting his poop chute, wrote him a prescription for Avodart and sent him home sore and traumatized.

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urologist

a person who enjoys correcting others' grammar on the Internet.

guy: where's that guy get off telling me I used the wrong "you're" in that sentence?

friend: must be some kind of urologist

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Urologist

A complete dumbass in every sense of the word, making a complete fool of oneself each time one speaks. An idiot. Often accused of having piss for brains, hence the term.

"Who's he? A urologist?" "Yeah, he has piss for brains."

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