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The best people you will ever meet. We are bit pessimistic, but still very friendly like canadians! HAHAHA, we dont live in huts, we live in regular roofed houses, ok? We have an appalling government for real, however we are not like Africans! LOL...Only joking...Come to Uruguay and find out about our culture and people
Person 1: are you Uruguayan?
Person 2: Yeah, I most certainly am.
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A very beautiful and friendly girl born in the country of Uruguay. Uruguayan girls are friendly and polite like Canadian girls. Most of them are super beautiful.
I love my crush that’s a Uruguayan girl. She’s so cute and sexy.
A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.
Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
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The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.
"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."
"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."