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A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.
For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.
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a guy who fucked a girl on her period
i got a slightly used tampon he said
Its when the character Blair in Total Drama Roblox is made fun of or bullied because she looks like a used tampon, which she does, because everyone thinks that Blair actually does look like a used tampon.
Stacy: I'm so fat and ugly.
Justis: You are, but at least you're not Blair the used Tampon
any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon
Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"
Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."
Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."
Man 2: "So. I don't care."
Man 1: "You're disgusting."
Man 2: smiles
a penis that is not special, not picky, and/or not discerning
"If I don't wait for that one right woman for me, I might become a used tampon."
the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy
"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."