useless asian

criteria for useless asians include, but are not limited to:
-They eat all your food
-They know nothing about facebook chat
-They play less than 4 instruments
-They dont know how to make sushi
-They cant flip a pen around their hand
-They have less than a 4.0 GPA
-They do not have a perfect SAT score

doug does know about facebook chat, he is a useless asian! I hope a bird poops on his face.

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