utensil swearing

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.

twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

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