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Under The Skin. Used as a replacement name for someone who is often annoying or has annoying tendencies.

Lloyd is often annoying or does annoying things!. He can now be called UTS instead of his real name until he no longer gets under your skin.

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UTS is the University of Technology, Sydney - not to be mistaken for the University of Sydney. UTS is known for a few things, including:

1. Being a University without an Arts department, putting all liberal arts subjects under the banner of 'Communications' because that's more technology-centric.

2. The chant 'S.L.U.T.S' which stands for 'The Student League of UTS' - an organisation that was eventually removed by the union due to the chant.

3. Having enough breaks in every Engineering lecture so that the engineers have time to go the bar and get another drink.

4. A complete lack of internet and/or phone reception in the entire campus.

5. The Tower Building - the ugliest building in Sydney.

UTS Engineering Student 1: "I was too drunk to find the University this morning - I ended up at Haymarket campus by mistake"
UTS Engineering Student 2: "I hate it when that happens. Normally I just look for the Tower Building and use it as a beacon"
UTS Engineering Student 1: "Yeah, but it hurts my eyes"

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Unix Time Stamp, the time keeping system to replace our current calendars. Based solely on the SI unit of time, the second, it originated from Unix based operating system to avoid having to use an unnecessary amount of units for the same measurement (i.e. time). Its epoch starts on the 1970 January 1.

The 2017-01-01T00:00:00Z new year is just an arguably too recurrent milestone in the flawed Gregorian calendar and is nothing special in Unix time, but whatevs happy 1 483 228 800 UTS!

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Unexpected Tomato Syndrome.
When a shy and confused individual turns bright red similar to that of a tomato in colour when put under pressure or when they know that everyone is looking at them and they are the centre of attention. Often stimulated and triggered by smoking excessive amounts of marjuanna.

Friend: Yo man why u got UTS all of a sudden?!
UTS boy: Nah man allow it rub my ears so it goes away.

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UTS: University of Sydney, controversially suggested to be the best university in Sydney, as unlike it's neighbour (cough Sydney Uni), it doesn't pretend to be a swanky, British cast-off, but instead actually attempts to teach things that would benefit a person living in Australia.

Known by other uni's through the heart-warming, loving chant of S-L-U-T-S; UTS, has come to be seen as the forefront of technical innovation within uni's, to the extent that, when enrolling for subjects, it usually only takes between 36-72 hours to log onto the server.

Student #1: UTS is the greatest university ever!
Student #2: Yeah, I've finally enrolled in my subjects for next year, the server wasn't even as flooded as usual, so it only took me 2 and a half days!
Sydney Uni student: S-L-U-T-S!!!

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Acronym for Urban That Shit; when an odd, slang, or generally unknown phrase is said to someone, with the person resorting to Urban Dictionary to find out what was just told to them.

Katie: Sup Kev?
Kev: Playing Black Ops! It's boss!
Katie: SMH

Kev: SMH? I gotta UTS!

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Short for: Useless To Society.

Person, Animal or object that is quite pathetic at everything.

That girl cant sing, dance, drive or even do her job. She is such a UTS

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