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That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.
Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...
When you return from a long vacation to discover one of 2 things.
1) That you are very sad returning to work and the usual grind, after spending 2 weeks in a different country having tons of fun.
2) To check your email, and find 2 emails after 2 weeks of being gone, and feeling sad that nobody emailed you.
Post-Vacation Depression
1) After Bob came back from China at 3 AM, he was immediately swamped with 3 days of straight work from the time he was away.
2) "Damn! I just got back, and the only email I got was spam...I feel so loved..."
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Depression felt after coming home from vacation.
I'm depressed. I must have post vacation depressions.
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When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)
Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?
Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.
Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?
Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
Post beach vacation depression-
The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.
Symptoms include:
Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...
"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."
Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...
Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!
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