vag up

Take pain like a woman.
This is the female equivalent of "man up"

Mitch: I don't think I'm going to race tomorrow. My legs are still sore.
Kevin: You need to quit complaining and vag up.

vagged it up

When something inherently masculine is made to be more feminine.

Ricardo: "Ooooh, that new Camero looks awesome!"

Irene: "Yeah, except they vagged it up with that purple color."

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smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.