If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.
VAJ.UH.FACE.
"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."
"Vagiface?"
"Yes. Vagiface for short."
"Vagiface. Yes. I aprove! Ill go add it to Urban Dictionary...post haste!"