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an act similar to sodomy but without the crap, only performable on posessors of a vigina. Position and intent however remain the same. Also sometimes refered to as a "grudge fuck".
When your woman won't get out of bed and thinks that lying on her stomach is a safe position. Threatening to sodomize her won't work because you just "can't go there" instead you threaten to "vagimize" her, to get her moving.
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Description: Skill most sexy women posses and use it for their own gain.
Use: Seducing the males (in case of homosexuality, other females).
Success rate: Sexiness%
Side notes: Fails to work on gays.
Vagimancy use successful, male face-controller seduced, free ticket to the club gained.
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Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.
My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.
The management regime of a country, company or division of a company led by a woman.
Steven: Wow, working here was fun until we got a woman as a CEO.
Danielle: Yeah, this new vagime sucks bawls. Its all work, work, work, bitch, bitch, bitch!
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Pronounced like vagina plus microphone. Vagi microphone.
To hold a girl open and sing directly into her. There is a very small 3cho effect, which may vary on the size of the chamber.
Variation: Vagimic 69. I don't to explain that.
Pick a song you know well if you plan to do this and make sure it has little pauses so they start shivering after the first verse.
Country Roads is a great example. West Virginia (lick lick lick) Mountain Momma (lick lick lick). You know the rest.
I vagimiced Karen last night. Swedish death metal. She almost passed out.