Vagina depression

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.

girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"

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Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.

Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

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