When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina
"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"
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Slang term for Labia minora.
When working for a private ambulance company a woman in a psych ward had come up to my partner and I and asked who she should talk to if she had a problem with some of the other residents. I then asked why she wanted to file a complaint and she said "They cut off my Vagina ears."
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"they cut off my vagina ears."
Synonyms include but may not be limited to Vagina Ears Labia minora Beef Curtains Roast Beef Flaps pussy lips
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The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.
The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.
The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.
My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.
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