vagina tax

why sally makes less than ted

Cathy: If it weren't for the vagina tax, I'd be making $100 large this year.

Vagina Tax

Money spent on the pursuit of a vagina. The vagina tax is a progressive tax (I.e tax rates are dependent on the vagina quality index). Vagina taxes are known to be excessive and often counterproductive.

Damn! That girl come with a large vagina tax.