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Vampire ass

An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!

by shennica February 22, 2014

9620πŸ‘ 7680πŸ‘Ž


Vampire ass

When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.

Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.

by Wordsmith & Wesson March 23, 2018

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Vampire ass

When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.

I now have a great tan except I have a vampire ass

by Teenageswimmer June 13, 2015

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is

Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"

by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021


Ass Vampire

N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!

by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

24πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: β€œHow many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: β€œThree!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM May 16, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ass Vampire

A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.

"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.

by Fnort October 9, 2015

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž