Also known as a woman's time of the month.
Jane:
Doctor, there's blood coming out of my special place.
Dr Acula:
I may be a vampire, but you don't see flys devouring diarrhea.
Jane:
Damn you, vampire diarrhea!
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A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea
My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea