vampire venom

Stephenie Meyer's lame version of how to turn a human into a vampire. It spread's through the person's system, burning them until they pray for death, until it stops. Then they are a hard, glittery fagpire.

Twilight fan: I wish Edward would bite me and turn me into a vampire.

Dracula fan: Um... that's not how you're turned into a vampire.

Twilight fan: Yes it is, vampire venom.

Dracula fan: No, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their's. That's how it really works, in all the legends and old stories.

Twilight fan: eew, that's yucky!

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