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Vanilla farts

When you're stoned and your landlord is coming to collect money; you spray the whole room with vanilla air refereshner in hopes he doesn't realize the weed smell. Afterwards he is garaunteed to have vanilla farts(because he is irritated by the smell and the fragrance is vanilla)

P.s. you get a debuff of -200$ and now you're missing money and he realizes you're baked

Those cheeky fucks pulled up vanilla farts on me!!! They'll pay me back this shortage with interest!!!

by Sanron April 5, 2019

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