vanilla snow

1. v. to ejaculate into your hand, wait for it to dry, then rub your hands together causing it to flake on top of a woman, as if it were snow

2. n. the actual flakes in the previous definition

3. n. the flakes that brush off like dandruff when hair is ejaculated into

Lindsay: I wish there were a shampoo to prevent all this vanilla snow.

Raj: There is, it's called "Stop Being a Slut" & Shoulders.

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Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker

This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.

"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".

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