velociraped

To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.

Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!

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velocirape

(v.) (n.) /va-loss-ir-rape/
Drunkenly to charge an attractive member of the opposite sex in the manner of a velociraptor (t-rex hands, retarded bounding gait and raptor posture).

Ideally if they are strong enough, velocirape then involves jumping on their back until thrown off. (This is usually only advisable when performed by a woman on an attractive male victim).

I dare you to velocirape that fit guy by the bar!

No way! I'm not nearly drunk enough and it'll get us thrown out!

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